Charlee Young

The first time I kissed a girl was in my small 8th grade Algebra class 

Oh yes, when I said "in middle school" I fucking meant the word "In"

This pretty black girl who was one of those "skip-a-grade" kid decided to make a deal with this dipshit guy to eat a piece of soap and in return she would kiss this girl name Eulen

Eulen declined fast without a second thought

"Well how about I kiss Charlee"

I was completely on board with this plan

My curiosity with kissing girls started long before this blessed day in advance math class

Plus I didnt think he was dumb enough to do it

After a little bullshitting around with this guy he actually ate the soap

I learned an important lesson that day: Guys are dumb enough to eat soap for girl kissing

So it was time for us to go through with our deal

We tried to get out of it but the guy ate a piece of soap for fuck sake

He wasnt about to let us not kiss

I wont forget the feeling of us sitting across from each other in our shitty public school seats staring eye to eye

getting pumped up to do something so taboo at the time

I just leaned in and BAM!

My first girl kiss was over

 

 

Growing up I always had a crush on Uncle Jesse
and no Uncle Jesse isnt my uncle
if he was the title of this journal would be "Why I have really fucked up taste in men"
Jesse was in a band, rode a motorcycle, had amazing dark hair, dark eyes, and was charming
This morning I had a revelation while watching full house (which always happens for the record)
90% of my crushes follow the dark hair, in a band, rebel that's charming formula

example A: current unrealistic crush




while my taste for guys that play with puppets, do Bullwinkle impressions, wear hawaiian shirts, have light hair, and make their living as unfunny stand up comedians is still negative

and I blame Joey for that
 



sure Uncle Joey is funny, sweet, and oddly deep at time
I still wouldnt fall for him though
Plus I would never find a guy sexually appealing if the words "cut it out" could come up anytime in the bedroom
but enough thought about dirty talk with Joey Gladstone
back to Jesse




By the end of the series Jesse committed to one woman, became a great dad, had a normal job, and most importantly cut off that horrible mullet
but unlike Jesse most men dont change

and lets be realistic no man can really compare to Uncle Jesse


 

*feel free to spam this journal with hot photos of uncle jesse, joey, danny tanner, kimmy gibbler*

.....dont take pictures of yourself doing it





oh Trace Cyrus
I dont know if your high or if that deer in the headlights look is natural


the effects of you taking pointless photographs of yourself while smoking pot include:

• incriminating yourself
• showing off how much of a dumbass you are
• letting the world see how ugly you look high
  

even though pot is the less harmful and most used illegal drug it still is taboo
Michael Phelps got suspended from competitive swimming and lost an endorsement deal from Kelloggs when a photo of him hitting a bong got publicized
taking pictures of yourself smoking pot might seem like a good idea and might make you look cool to kids
but please save the urge to take a picture of yourself high until you are done using the illegal narcotic
do you want to lose your endorsement deal with Kelloggs?





 

cause my mom doesnt even know who Hanna Beth is....


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Maybe next year you will get on my mom prestigious end of the year list
I kind of got an edge since the picture of me as the joker is sitting on our fireplace mantal


 

major ass to be exact


10. No boyfriend!

It was so nice not being in a shitastic relationship this year.
I cannot stress enough how much of a pleasure it was not to have "guy drama"



9. Tha Carter III

Best CD of 2008, sorry Coldplay
I know every word to this CD....Im pretty darn good rapper






8. Never being home during the summer

This summer was just a blur of Against Me! music, drunken sleepovers, boys, breaking into swimming pools, hooded deer dance parties, skinny dipping in church pools, Slosh's apartment, Pineapple Express, karaoke to 90s rap music, going to shows every weekend, hysterical strip clubs, and excellant adventures







7. Kicking ass at dance competitions

Platinums!






6. Discovering my love for Arrested Development, crab nigiri sushi, Roseanne, and heights

How did I ever live without Arrested Development?





5. Pink hair

Probably the best thing ever
I miss having little kids come up to me and tell me they love my hair
I also miss having rednecks give me dirty looks
Pink hair suits me. I really like to stand out and get tons of attention







4. New dogs

They are cute








3. New Camera

I love my Canon ditgal SLR
best christmas gift ever






2. First time voting

I have been wait for 8 years (since Al Gore "lost" to be exact) to vote against the conservative right wing agenda
and I came out victorious






1. I saw Against Me!, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Flyleaf (not a fan but still), Hellogoodbye, My Chemical Romance (5 feet away from Gerard) , Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Against Me! again (on my birthday), and Hanson

I judge how great of a year I had by the concerts I went to
pretty great year











Why 2009 will kick ass also
1. New Green Day CD
2. January 20, 2009
3. Arrested Development movie

before I make out with them


where are my morals!

I just skinny dipped in a church pool

I like to live with the knowledge that im going to hell



that is all  

I logged into myspace today like I do everyday so dont have to have human interactions
got a few friend request from god knows who and had new messages from people I dont want to talk to
the same old, same old
I looked to the left of my screen to see my friends' updates
on the top of the list I notice my brother's wife had uploaded a new album titled "pregnant pics"
my first thought was "oh my fucking god." I know my family doesnt talk much but jesus christ
I click to see the pictures to inspector gadget the situation and sure enough her belly looked like there was a baby inside
just encase she had just gotten fat and was only joking about being pregnant or maybe she had badass photoshoping skills that I didnt know of I decided to look on her profile for more blue's clues
and just like most expecting girls do on myspace her profile was dedicated to her unborn child
while I was looking though her baby propaganda I also noticed that my brother wasnt in her top friend list anymore which can only mean one thing: virtual bitch slap!
I went on my brothers profile which had no evidence to support he was going to be a father soon
he did however have his relationship status as "single" instead of "married"
and a certain pink haired girl (thats not audrey kitching) was back to being his top friend again instead of his "wife"
I sent him a message saying "what the fuck happen?"
he replied "what do you mean?"
and I honestly cant think of anything else that I could imply that question to
maybe my brother's life is more eventful than I thought (obliviously it is)
"your single now" the last I heard they were coming down in december but im only relevant about what's happening in my dogs' lives
he wrote back "not yet but will be"
than I asked him the question "is she pregnant with your child" and all he wrote back was a simple "nope"
thank the lord that I dont believe in
im not ready to be an aunt yet
this was my first pregnancy scare



side note: my brother and his "wife" are both in the army in different countries and only been married a short time. its sad but for ther best

Dear L'Oreal,


    What the fuck?


                                                                               
                                                                                        Sincerely,   
                                                                                         Charlee A. Young (dictated not read)


                                                                 
I think she looks better with dark skin and hair
but that is just my opinion

I was inspired by this and decided to makes new badges for the community


- very active member


- drama starter


- fangirl or fanboy


- comment whore


- scene kid


- the fonz


- super secret buzznet controllers


- lurker


- unicorn believer


- satan


- self promoter


- mustache lover

I finally found one copy at movie gallery today after a year of seaching
it took me forever to watch it since halfway though I went into a coma for 4 months than when ted haggard popped up on my screen I had to vomit
let me get right to the point
I knew something was wrong with this moive when my playstation refused to play it and my virgin mary statute cried red blood
its horrible what they are doing to little children
their is a difference between teaching the bible and brainwashing
I went though that shit when I was a little kid
they are not crying because they been touched by god
they are crying because they feel guilty about not dedicating their whole life to him
there was this one part when the preacher was talking about how hypercritical it is to go to church and praise god but than go to school and basically have normal human actions
because that means you really dont have love for god in your heart
by this point all the little kids are crying and they put their hands in a circle and the preacher puts bottle water on them to clear the sin
oddly enough I was drinking that same water bottle brand at the time
I than throw water onto ryan's hands to wash away his sins
sadly there is not enough water bottles in the world to equal the sin those hands have rubbed out
another disturbing moment in the movie was this one blonde boy that was just like me when i was younger
he felt horrible for not praising god more outside of church and was afraid of the consequences
that was how I was. if I didnt read the bible every night or go to church every week I felt that made me a bad christian
and when I had doubts of gods existence I quickly prayed so he wouldnt kill me and send me to hell
I now know how ridiculous that thinking is and I know now that it was do to brainwashing
for me the brainwashing wasnt the thing that pissed me off the most
though out the whole movie president bush is praised
if he is the poster child for christianity than it needs to be stopped
call me crazy but he dose the opposite of what jesus preached so why is he glorified as a god warrior just because he is against abortion and the gays (aka ted haggard)
I didnt mind the pro-bush thing much but saying global warming isnt really happening and that science is wrong made me want to throw my sin clearing water though the tv
how can you not believe in scientific facts
im not talking about evolution or anything but science in general
do you not believe in gravity?
everyone should view this movie
it might take a long time in starkville since there is only one known copy and its a 5 day rental
it might take a while for everyone see it

If I was going to get a tattoo it would be of this





it explains who I am, what I believe in, and how I want to be remember


this is all you need to know about me

OG - people who have been featured as a buzznet original. please read the description on the group page if youre still confused. this badge will not make you famous

example:



"Her work is so amazing. I hope she becomes an OG soon."
"Seb is my favorite OG"
"The OGs really talked trashed about my pro-kiki kannibel journal"





BUZZMAKER - people who have done these things.  this badge will not make you famous

example:
 


"People are really kissing his ass now that he is a buzzmaker."
"That buzzmaker picture makes me vomit."
"What the hell. Why is Ikkgy a buzzmaker? she like so not famous."





JAMIECALIFORNIA- shameless self promoting.

example:

i nominate johntyler! and kiki kannibal!!!
theyre my idols ^_^!!!!
make them og's!!!
they bring so much to the site!!!
zomg make them og's!!!
^_^ !!!!!!!~!~~!!!~~!!!!!


Turns out johntyler was the kikiandjohntylerfan. Very jamiecalifornia of him.



other examples from rockinponda:
"Hey now, don't go all JamieCalifornia, now!"
"You're such a JamieCalifornia."
"He JamieCalifornia'd that really badly...."
"No, officer! I swear that's not my JamieCalifornia! I was just holding it for a friend!"





EPIC FAIL- whenever something kills your brain cells

example:




"Featuring that shit is an epic fail"
"A Shot of Love is the biggest epic fail of our generation."
"This journal screams epic fail."






WIN- this word is used to describe something really awesome.

example:



"This picture is a WIN."
"Those naked pictures of William Beckett* is a major WIN."
"The journal was a 100% WIN."







JEFREESTAR - when someone brutally attacks someone

example





"Im not afraid to JeffreeStar your ass"
"That was so out of line. How dare you JeffreeStar my car."
"He totally JeffreeStar on my face last night."





SCENE QUEEN - see epic fail

example:





"Scene queens are my idols."
"That poor scene queen. We need to take her outback and shoot her out of her misery."
"You wish you were a scene queen bitch."






WTF - something that doesnt make sense

example:







"WTF, why is she doing anti-fur campaign. Can someone please take that bunny away from her before she wears it as underwear."








*There are no naked william bekett pictures in existence to my knowledge

I think my title may be a little too obscene. feel free to tell me if it is



I know your asking "Hey Charlee how can you say you know how to be a buzzmaker if your not one yourself?"
and to that i say i may not be a buzzmaker but i have been here long enough to know my shit
here are the secrets on becoming a buzzmaker. pay close attention

way 1: be in the present of  guys in bands as much as possible.
For some reason people think your cool and interesting if you have "hung out" with (insert shitty band that no one will care about next year). if you just so happen to date any guy in any band  than JACKPOT BABY! all you have to do is make sure you take a lot of pictures with them. this theory has been used by the following buzzmakers.

audrey kitching


eliza cutts




and of course jac vanek






try to be in the same room as these bands: panic at the disco, fall out boy, and my chemical romance
these bands are gods to some people.
one picture of you with any member of one of these bands will make you set
also try to dry hump them, thats gold.





way 2: write about your music taste.

just like this person


but not like this person


sorry shannon no pink star for you. maybe if you develop a more generic taste in music




way 3: get friends who are buzzmakers
fuck all your friends that dont have over 10,000 friends on myspace. they are not important.
the best thing you can do is suck the tit of your so-called friend internet fame until other people start doing the same to you
this is a very popular and effective way to get a pink star








the best part of this theory is that when you become e-scene on your own you can dump that crazy bitch and become even more famous. people love other peoples immature drama..alot.





way 4: just tell others your famous
a person is smart but people are dumb. people will believe anything you tell them
if you keep telling people you are famous or a model. they will cave in sometime
the poster child for this is
kiki kannibal


or have a name like "world most hated crew" even if no one knows who the hell you are



dont let something like being unknown stop you from thinking your famous




way 5: produce amazing pictures or journals
like Funksteena


huldaholm


wendy



this theory takes a lot of work and time.
i personally say fuck it
you should try to suck face with someone in panic at the disco.
its a lot easier than having talent



way 6: pose with food
trust me this works









do not eat the food.....this is very important
believe it or not but all those photos are featured ones.


way 7: start designing
there are great designers such as jared gold


and tarina tarantino


but if creativity isnt your thing there is no need to worry
you can make cheap looking rubber braclets and sell them for $10 each


or make things like this


i personally am comming out with a "shit on it" line. people will love it!


way 8: this is the most difficult way. first you must become a buzznet staff member.
once you take a couple years of college and trick your way into their lovely establishment than you must take down this person


take down this person at any cost

if kidnapping isnt your style than you should kiss some major buzznet staff ass
alot of people make the mistake of sucking up to jeffree star
he is not the one who picks who becomes a buzzmaker
the best advice i can give you is to send a basket of cookies to the buzznet office
that my friend is the best way to become a buzzmaker







i hope this will help you
best of luck

my dog died today

i dont know what to say
the best i can say is though pictures










i know lossing a dog isnt that big of a deal but lilly was there more than any family member, friend, or boyfriend  over the last couple of years

its really hard to lose something you really love and care for

"and the next dance is charlee ana young "the leaving" age 18"
no time to be nervous. i was under the impression i had 2 more dances until mine
i rushed to the wings. did my creepy walk in
got on the floor for my opening pose
so far so good
the music starts
after 4 counts i did my backroll than silences
the music stops and so did my heart
i laid on the ground not moving in complete inter chaos
should i keep dancing. should i run off stage. maybe i should sing
i laid helpless on the ground in silences for a lifetime
my dance career flashed before my eyes in those 30 seconds
the only thing i could think to do was to commit suicide
i thought maybe i should roll into the showstopper tacky wooden background so it will fall on me
before i got the chance to do that the sound lady come on
"sorry about that"
sorry is the best you can say
i wanted to stage dive on her face
though out the day she keep fucking up everyones music
next to a light falling and a slippery floor, your music messing up is the worst thing to happen

that was my weekend

I do not want this next to pictures i work really hard on



im never viewed this video
im 100% sure its mind killing
completely pointless and awful
i doubt she is answering questions worth any person's time
"like omg what hair products do you use?"
throw up

If i wanted scene queens on my page I would post pictures of  them
My page is a little place on buzznet I can call my own
not to advertise horrible context

this really piss me off
if this piss you off too dont be silence about this

time to bring back the "top ten crush" list back to buzznet



10. Adam Lazzara


9. Mark Paul Gosselaar (zack fucking morris)





8. Conan O'Brien




7. Christina Aguilera




6. Billie Joe Armstrong (teenage years)




 
5. JT and JTT







4. Tom Gabel




3. Bam Margera




2. Michael Cera



1. Gerard Way



surprise



I think there should be Hot Guy spamming now!

two days ago a friend of my brother gave birth to a baby girl
not that big of a deal except for the fact that she didnt know she was pregnant
it wasnt premature either

how do you not know your pregnant? good question
last night i try to understand that concept at huddle house

i know her and her baby's farther and they are not stupid
just miss inform of the birthing process

which brings me to my point that abstinence only program is the worst sexual education idea ever

i live in the bible belt
the "i live for god" girls are some of the biggest whores this town has seen
so saying that god thinks sex is wrong will do nothing

i thankfully skipped the abstinence only class. if i didnt i dont think i would be a virgin today
i would find a way to lose my virginity in that class just to be ironic

you know who is the poster child for the mississippi abstinence only program

jamie lynn spears




btw ole miss is my town "rival" football school
i thought it was funny she was wearing that hoodie with a GED book

but anyway
i have a solution that will please everyone



my new sex education plan

THE CHARLEE YOUNG SEX CAN WAIT MASTURBATE PROGRAM*
all the benefits of having sex without the worry of missing a "red week", getting stds, and dealing with gross assholes/crazy bitches









*warning the charlee young sex can wait masturbate program may cause blindness, hairy plams, and lack of social activity

they used my picture for the banner of the "fashion" tags

http://www.buzznet.com/tags/fashion/

im not mad about this
they didnt ask me though :(