Charlee Young

I think my title may be a little too obscene. feel free to tell me if it is



I know your asking "Hey Charlee how can you say you know how to be a buzzmaker if your not one yourself?"
and to that i say i may not be a buzzmaker but i have been here long enough to know my shit
here are the secrets on becoming a buzzmaker. pay close attention

way 1: be in the present of  guys in bands as much as possible.
For some reason people think your cool and interesting if you have "hung out" with (insert shitty band that no one will care about next year). if you just so happen to date any guy in any band  than JACKPOT BABY! all you have to do is make sure you take a lot of pictures with them. this theory has been used by the following buzzmakers.

audrey kitching


eliza cutts




and of course jac vanek






try to be in the same room as these bands: panic at the disco, fall out boy, and my chemical romance
these bands are gods to some people.
one picture of you with any member of one of these bands will make you set
also try to dry hump them, thats gold.





way 2: write about your music taste.

just like this person


but not like this person


sorry shannon no pink star for you. maybe if you develop a more generic taste in music




way 3: get friends who are buzzmakers
fuck all your friends that dont have over 10,000 friends on myspace. they are not important.
the best thing you can do is suck the tit of your so-called friend internet fame until other people start doing the same to you
this is a very popular and effective way to get a pink star








the best part of this theory is that when you become e-scene on your own you can dump that crazy bitch and become even more famous. people love other peoples immature drama..alot.





way 4: just tell others your famous
a person is smart but people are dumb. people will believe anything you tell them
if you keep telling people you are famous or a model. they will cave in sometime
the poster child for this is
kiki kannibal


or have a name like "world most hated crew" even if no one knows who the hell you are



dont let something like being unknown stop you from thinking your famous




way 5: produce amazing pictures or journals
like Funksteena


huldaholm


wendy



this theory takes a lot of work and time.
i personally say fuck it
you should try to suck face with someone in panic at the disco.
its a lot easier than having talent



way 6: pose with food
trust me this works









do not eat the food.....this is very important
believe it or not but all those photos are featured ones.


way 7: start designing
there are great designers such as jared gold


and tarina tarantino


but if creativity isnt your thing there is no need to worry
you can make cheap looking rubber braclets and sell them for $10 each


or make things like this


i personally am comming out with a "shit on it" line. people will love it!


way 8: this is the most difficult way. first you must become a buzznet staff member.
once you take a couple years of college and trick your way into their lovely establishment than you must take down this person


take down this person at any cost

if kidnapping isnt your style than you should kiss some major buzznet staff ass
alot of people make the mistake of sucking up to jeffree star
he is not the one who picks who becomes a buzzmaker
the best advice i can give you is to send a basket of cookies to the buzznet office
that my friend is the best way to become a buzzmaker







i hope this will help you
best of luck