Charlee Young

two days ago a friend of my brother gave birth to a baby girl
not that big of a deal except for the fact that she didnt know she was pregnant
it wasnt premature either

how do you not know your pregnant? good question
last night i try to understand that concept at huddle house

i know her and her baby's farther and they are not stupid
just miss inform of the birthing process

which brings me to my point that abstinence only program is the worst sexual education idea ever

i live in the bible belt
the "i live for god" girls are some of the biggest whores this town has seen
so saying that god thinks sex is wrong will do nothing

i thankfully skipped the abstinence only class. if i didnt i dont think i would be a virgin today
i would find a way to lose my virginity in that class just to be ironic

you know who is the poster child for the mississippi abstinence only program

jamie lynn spears




btw ole miss is my town "rival" football school
i thought it was funny she was wearing that hoodie with a GED book

but anyway
i have a solution that will please everyone



my new sex education plan

THE CHARLEE YOUNG SEX CAN WAIT MASTURBATE PROGRAM*
all the benefits of having sex without the worry of missing a "red week", getting stds, and dealing with gross assholes/crazy bitches









*warning the charlee young sex can wait masturbate program may cause blindness, hairy plams, and lack of social activity