Charlee Young

I logged into myspace today for the first time since I became facebook's bitch
got a few friend request from god knows who and had new messages from people I dont want to talk to
the same old, same old
I looked to the left of my screen to see my friends' updates
on the top of the list I notice my brother's wife had uploaded a new album titled "pregnant pics"
my first thought was

"oh my fucking god."

I know my family doesnt talk much but jesus christ
I click to see the pictures to inspector gadget the situation and sure enough her belly looked like there was a baby inside
just encase she had just gotten fat and was only joking about being pregnant or maybe she had badass photoshoping skills that I didnt know of I decided to look on her profile for more clues
just like most expecting girls do on myspace her profile was dedicated to her unborn child (its how you can answer the question "is she too young for a baby?" really quick)
while I was looking though her baby propaganda I also noticed that my brother wasnt in her top friend list anymore which can only mean one thing: virtual bitch slap!
I went on my brothers profile which had no evidence to support he was going to be a father soon
he did however have his relationship status as "single" instead of "married"
I sent him a message saying "what the fuck happen?"
he replied "what do you mean?"
and I honestly cant think of anything else that I could imply that question to
maybe my brother's life is more eventful than I thought (obliviously it is)
"your single now" the last I heard they were coming down in december but im only relevant about what's happening in my dogs' lives
he wrote back "not yet but will be"
than I asked him the question "is she pregnant with your child" and all he wrote back was a simple "nope"
thank the lord
im not ready to be an aunt yet
this was my first pregnancy scare



side note: my brother and his "wife" are both in the army in different countries and only been married a short time. its sad but for ther best

Dear L'Oreal,


    What the fuck?


                                                                               
                                                                                        Sincerely,   
                                                                                         Charlee A. Young (dictated not read)


                                                                 
I think she looks better with dark skin and hair
but that is just my opinion

I was inspired by this and decided to makes new badges for the community


- very active member


- drama starter


- fangirl or fanboy


- comment whore


- scene kid


- the fonz


- super secret buzznet controllers


- lurker


- unicorn believer


- satan


- self promoter


- mustache lover