Charlee Young

The first time I kissed a girl was in my small 8th grade Algebra class 

Oh yes, when I said "in middle school" I fucking meant the word "In"

This pretty black girl who was one of those "skip-a-grade" kid decided to make a deal with this dipshit guy to eat a piece of soap and in return she would kiss this girl name Eulen

Eulen declined fast without a second thought

"Well how about I kiss Charlee"

I was completely on board with this plan

My curiosity with kissing girls started long before this blessed day in advance math class

Plus I didnt think he was dumb enough to do it

After a little bullshitting around with this guy he actually ate the soap

I learned an important lesson that day: Guys are dumb enough to eat soap for girl kissing

So it was time for us to go through with our deal

We tried to get out of it but the guy ate a piece of soap for fuck sake

He wasnt about to let us not kiss

I wont forget the feeling of us sitting across from each other in our shitty public school seats staring eye to eye

getting pumped up to do something so taboo at the time

I just leaned in and BAM!

My first girl kiss was over