Charleeyoung's Journals

Remember when you kissed a girl in middle school....

The first time I kissed a girl was in my small 8th grade Algebra class

Oh yes, when I said "in middle school" I fucking meant the word "In"

This pretty black girl who was one of those "skip-a-grade" kid decided to make a deal with this dipshit guy to eat a piece of soap and in return she would kiss this girl name Eulen

Eulen declined fast without a second thought

"Well how about I kiss Charlee"

I was completely on board with this plan

My curiosity with kissing girls started long before this blessed day in advance math class

Plus I didnt think he was dumb enough to do it

After a little bullshitting around with this guy he actually ate the soap

I learned an important lesson that day: Guys are dumb enough to eat soap for girl kissing

So it was time for us to go through with our deal

We tried to get out of it but the guy ate a piece of soap for fuck sake

He wasnt about to let us not kiss

I wont forget the feeling of us sitting across from each other in our shitty public school seats staring eye to eye

getting pumped up to do something so taboo at the time

I just leaned in and BAM!

My first girl kiss was over

Why I have such bad taste in men

Growing up I always had a crush on Uncle Jesse
and no Uncle Jesse isnt my uncle
if he was the title of this journal would be "Why I have really fucked up taste in men"
Jesse was in a band, rode a motorcycle, had amazing dark hair, dark eyes, and was charming
This morning I had a revelation while watching full house (which always happens for the record)
90% of my crushes follow the dark hair, in a band, rebel that's charming formula

example A: current unrealistic crush

while my taste for guys that play with puppets, do Bullwinkle impressions, wear hawaiian shirts, have light hair, and make their living as unfunny stand up comedians is still negative

and I blame Joey for that

sure Uncle Joey is funny, sweet, and oddly deep at time
I still wouldnt fall for him though
Plus I would never find a guy sexually appealing if the words "cut it out" could come up anytime in the bedroom
but enough thought about dirty talk with Joey Gladstone
back to Jesse

By the end of the series Jesse committed to one woman, became a great dad, had a normal job, and most importantly cut off that horrible mullet
but unlike Jesse most men dont change

and lets be realistic no man can really compare to Uncle Jesse

*feel free to spam this journal with hot photos of uncle jesse, joey, danny tanner, kimmy gibbler*

A Charlee Young Public Service Announcement: If you are going to smoke pot....

.....dont take pictures of yourself doing it

oh Trace Cyrus
I dont know if your high or if that deer in the headlights look is natural

the effects of you taking pointless photographs of yourself while smoking pot include:

incriminating yourself
showing off how much of a dumbass you are
letting the world see how ugly you look high

even though pot is the less harmful and most used illegal drug it still is taboo
Michael Phelps got suspended from competitive swimming and lost an endorsement deal from Kelloggs when a photo of him hitting a bong got publicized
taking pictures of yourself smoking pot might seem like a good idea and might make you look cool to kids
but please save the urge to take a picture of yourself high until you are done using the illegal narcotic
do you want to lose your endorsement deal with Kelloggs?

Another Bias End of The Year Poll. Top Photos of 2008 voted on by Charlee Young's MOM

cause my mom doesnt even know who Hanna Beth is....

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Maybe next year you will get on my mom prestigious end of the year list
I kind of got an edge since the picture of me as the joker is sitting on our fireplace mantal

Why 2008 kicked ass!

major ass to be exact

10. No boyfriend!

It was so nice not being in a shitastic relationship this year.
I cannot stress enough how much of a pleasure it was not to have "guy drama"

9. Tha Carter III

Best CD of 2008, sorry Coldplay
I know every word to this CD....Im pretty darn good rapper

8. Never being home during the summer

This summer was just a blur of Against Me! music, drunken sleepovers, boys, breaking into swimming pools, hooded deer dance parties, skinny dipping in church pools, Slosh's apartment, Pineapple Express, karaoke to 90s rap music, going to shows every weekend, hysterical strip clubs, and excellant adventures

7. Kicking ass at dance competitions

Platinums!

6. Discovering my love for Arrested Development, crab nigiri sushi, Roseanne, and heights

How did I ever live without Arrested Development?

5. Pink hair

Probably the best thing ever
I miss having little kids come up to me and tell me they love my hair
I also miss having rednecks give me dirty looks
Pink hair suits me. I really like to stand out and get tons of attention

4. New dogs

They are cute

3. New Camera

I love my Canon ditgal SLR
best christmas gift ever

2. First time voting

I have been wait for 8 years (since Al Gore "lost" to be exact) to vote against the conservative right wing agenda
and I came out victorious

1. I saw Against Me!, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Flyleaf (not a fan but still), Hellogoodbye, My Chemical Romance (5 feet away from Gerard) , Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Against Me! again (on my birthday), and Hanson

I judge how great of a year I had by the concerts I went to
pretty great year

Why 2009 will kick ass also
1. New Green Day CD
2. January 20, 2009
3. Arrested Development movie

I should ask someone if they supports Obama or not.......

before I make out with them

where are my morals!

Epic Win

I just skinny dipped in a church pool

I like to live with the knowledge that im going to hell

that is all

I will simply call this chaotic story: "Myspace"

I logged into myspace today like I do everyday so dont have to have human interactions
got a few friend request from god knows who and had new messages from people I dont want to talk to
the same old, same old
I looked to the left of my screen to see my friends' updates
on the top of the list I notice my brother's wife had uploaded a new album titled "pregnant pics"
my first thought was "oh my fucking god." I know my family doesnt talk much but jesus christ
I click to see the pictures to inspector gadget the situation and sure enough her belly looked like there was a baby inside
just encase she had just gotten fat and was only joking about being pregnant or maybe she had badass photoshoping skills that I didnt know of I decided to look on her profile for more blue's clues
and just like most expecting girls do on myspace her profile was dedicated to her unborn child
while I was looking though her baby propaganda I also noticed that my brother wasnt in her top friend list anymore which can only mean one thing: virtual bitch slap!
I went on my brothers profile which had no evidence to support he was going to be a father soon
he did however have his relationship status as "single" instead of "married"
and a certain pink haired girl (thats not audrey kitching) was back to being his top friend again instead of his "wife"
I sent him a message saying "what the fuck happen?"
he replied "what do you mean?"
and I honestly cant think of anything else that I could imply that question to
maybe my brother's life is more eventful than I thought (obliviously it is)
"your single now" the last I heard they were coming down in december but im only relevant about what's happening in my dogs' lives
he wrote back "not yet but will be"
than I asked him the question "is she pregnant with your child" and all he wrote back was a simple "nope"
thank the lord that I dont believe in
im not ready to be an aunt yet
this was my first pregnancy scare

side note: my brother and his "wife" are both in the army in different countries and only been married a short time. its sad but for ther best

Disturbing

Dear L'Oreal,

What the fuck?

Sincerely,
Charlee A. Young (dictated not read)

I think she looks better with dark skin and hair
but that is just my opinion

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I was inspired by this and decided to makes new badges for the community

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